Below Your Daily Lenny (Early for a change):
More Mister Bruce down yonder Y’all
“Pleasure“
http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Thank you (all Y’all) for visiting my humble site.
“Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mister Customs Man.”
-Lance
Let us never forget:
Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger…comin’ into Los Angeleese…
This Land is still ours; let’s hold on to it:
“Now yer gettin’ ‘preachy’ Lance”
“Yeah, I know. It’s Lenny’s fault. First Amendment and all that jazz…”
OH, my family was Baptist, to the core.
They just decided I’d be better educated…..
Well, we all know how that turned out.
I got Mass, Hail Mary’s, and Rosary’s during the week and hell, fire and brimstone on Sundays…
Purty damn funny now.
I am so glad I did not have any experiences like that. My Grandmother just constantly told me I was going to hell. She was Baptist.
No, I played nothing but keep away from the nuns with rulers.
They were a relentless crew. Graven, poker faces.
Sister Jehoakim, (I’ll never forget her) made me wash nail polish off with w a t e r….. after she smacked me with that damn ruler of hers.
Then quickly sent me to Mass for Absolution.
Thanks for listening. Did you play bingo in your Catholic school
😉
Yer name, left out…of future posts.
Laughing…..
Yes it would, and leave my name out of it as I’m pure as the driven snow. 😉
But if I wasn’t I would never hog the goods.
We all have things from our past we have to live down.
Thank you Teela for stopping by and commenting.
“Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.”
(might be a future post there….)
-Lance
I’m sure ZigZag will be imprinted in my brain for years. I had a neighbor who did roll cigarettes with one hand. At least I think it was tobacco :/
I don’t know I didn’t check his bags.
I went to Catholic school and I’m certain Lenny’s right……that’s where all my trouble started anyway.
Great post.
I will be back to listen and view again …… Thank you for all the fun today Lance 😉
be over in one min
Just for fun: chek out my latest. You may like it
Very welcome!
Thank you Friend.
Reblogged this on rebloggobbler.
My cup of Tea
Texan with just enuff French to be dangerous.
Laughing out loud!
goood
Oui
😉
Very French Oui?
😉
That is alright …. it is making me want to know about you …. so I will find out
Posting this here, cuz my WP, geeks out the comments.
Anyhow,
Thank you very much for readin’ my stuff.
Hope you enjoy.
–Lance
It is making me smile and want to laugh
My site is “all over the place.”
I hope you will read it.
Cheers,
Lance
Then we are going to have fun together …… hope to
Yup. Me too.
me too ;D and happy
*smile*
Hey Lance … I want to see what is inside ;D
*big goofy smile*
Thank you.
“And don’t touch my bags if you please….”
🙂
I like to see and hear real people here. Thanks Lance 😉
Concur.
Thank you very much for visiting and commenting.
I like your site and I will explore it in depth.
Cheers,
Lance
Freedom to do anything would make this like drinking some milk. This is our world rules ;D