MT: Try Another!

I was tryin’ to sleep one off.

There came a knock upon my door.

What for?

“Who Dare?”

I generally don’t open my door

Unless I am fully locked, cocked, and loaded

I was for Shit-Sure “loaded“

NEWay….

This day For fun

I opened my door.

There was a Boy Scout Standing There with his daddy close behind.

Boy Scout was soliciting money for a good, noble, worthy cause.

He showed me his flyer.

I Pulled out my wallet

Flies flew out.

I Invited him to come back later

(I think he declined. As He fled Away–In Haste–Daddy Close Behind)