MT: Try Another!
I was tryin’ to sleep one off.
There came a knock upon my door.
I generally don’t open my door
Unless I am fully locked, cocked, and loaded
I was for Shit-Sure “loaded“
This day For fun
I opened my door.
There was a Boy Scout Standing There with his daddy close behind.
Boy Scout was soliciting money for a good, noble, worthy cause.
He showed me his flyer.
I Pulled out my wallet
Flies flew out.
I Invited him to come back later
(I think he declined. As He fled Away–In Haste–Daddy Close Behind)