“Smart” Cell Phones Are Stupid. As Is Amazon (And Yours Truly Too) “And Lance, you make it Impossible to love you”–My Sis, Madelyn

All I wanted to revisit, re-watch was “28 Days”

Because I love Sandra Bullock

And Because I just escaped Re-Hab.

But OH NO!

My Life Can Never BE That Simple!

All I wanted to do was re-watch ’28 Days’ With Sandra Bullock Snuggled tightly against my Shoulder.

Too much of a wishful wish to grant a dying man?

Don’t Cry for me Argentina: I have lived a full life

This below was my finger-paint effort while in

Looney-Tunes Hospital–Picasso.

Obviously I did not put a whole lot of effort into it.

Yes, I am lazy that way.

Apparently

Just to refresh My Glen Oaks Experience

But Oh No! Took me two hours to force Amazon to take my money

Several Reasons:

  1. I have fat fingers
  2. I am a moron
  3. Amazon is stupid
  4. Life has grown too complicated for me. And I am in love With Sandra Bullock. Who Knew?
  5. Amazon is stupid
  6. In My Dreams I Don’t Die

“I Don’t Wanna Die”

–Gwen

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But, I Will Survive–Stay Alive!

Sorry Kids;

But I Am Here for the Duration

And I Do Plan To Go To Mars,

“Oh My Starz–Lance an’ Linda Gone To Mars”

‘ere I Cash My Chips

I’m Sad. I Just Wanna Take-A-Piss–Is this Too Much To Ask? Alas, My Old Worn-Out Prostate Sez: “No! Forget That. Don’t even think about it..”

Maybe I’ll Let You Piss On Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas.

Have a Nice Day Y’all. Ya He’ah?”

I should lie down

(for a spell)

I just opened my last can of Copenhagen

Bonus Onus On US:

Cred: Chris Ledoux-Copenhagen

Empty! Try Another!

MT: Try Another!

I was tryin’ to sleep one off.

There came a knock upon my door.

What for?

“Who Dare?”

I generally don’t open my door

Unless I am fully locked, cocked, and loaded

I was for Shit-Sure “loaded

NEWay….

This day For fun

I opened my door.

There was a Boy Scout Standing There with his daddy close behind.

Boy Scout was soliciting money for a good, noble, worthy cause.

He showed me his flyer.

I Pulled out my wallet

Flies flew out.

I Invited him to come back later

(I think he declined. As He fled Away–In Haste–Daddy Close Behind)