Did I Actually Write This Shite? I Need to be taken out back and shot. In The Head. Five Times. “Linda & Lance Go To Mars”

(And They Lived Happily Ever After) I’m an Asshole! I Cannot Help it! I Have Strong Opinions. Be They Right or Be They Wrong, They’re Mine. I Own Them. Lock-Stock & Two Barrels—Better Watch Yer Ass!

‘Cause I’m Scrazy-Crazy

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The Life and Tragic Ending of Linda McCartney

Makes Me So Sad

I Did Love Her

This Bullshit Vid Below

NOt Very good,

But it is the Only One I could Find

At the present time.

I Was in Love With Her Ever Since “Wings Wild Life”

Shit! I’m lyin—I was in love with her way before that!

“Some People Never Know”

I’d Like to Believe

That I Know

(Paul Did Not Truly Love Her)

But Her Untimely Death Really Fucked Up His Mind.

Lovely Linda:

Maybe He Truly Did Love Her

Who Couldn’t?

Wouldn’t

Cred: BeatlesWives

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Just Another Day???

Cred for Vid: Bertierocks1

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Really?

Fuck You Paul!

You Never Knew What A Treasure You Had Been Blessed to Have

And Then Yu Got Re-Married to Some Slut in Yer Old Age–

Defiling the Memory of Linda!

U Worthless Cunt!

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YeaH!

I BURIED THE FUCKING LEEED.

This vid below is the entire point of this pointless post:

Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post:

“I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:

At least thirty-three percent of the songs are songs that JOhnny Whitley reminded me of or turned onto for the very first time.

Thank you Johnny:  My good, great newly re-discovered friend from “The Old HG Daze”.

Thank you Johnny. You have brought joy back into my life.

Joy was missing in action.

Now she has returned.

“Welcome back Joy. I have missed you.”

(Muse sitting on the ‘Nasty Couch’ looks up and glares at me)

I am sincere in this statement .

You have not  an idea.

But actually, I’d wager you do.

“Linda Went to Mars.”

And Lance was on that same spaceship….

We were shit-mates

Me and Linda.

And we ENJOYED  the ride.

We did not so much enjoy our “arrival”

You see…

Life is all about the “journey”

Never about the final destination arrival.

Very much so

MERRY  CHRISTMAS”

Oh shit!

I made an esoteric reference

Here is the link:

Shit that makes me happy

Added value:

“Linda & Lance Go To Mars” (And They Lived Happily Ever After) It is a Linda Kind of DaY





YeaH!

I BURIED THE FUCKING LEEED.

This vid below is the entire point of this pointless post:

Cred for Vid” I cannot fucking recall!

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Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: (Which I’m so happy to Retort: I killed—Fuk Fb!)

“I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:

At least thirty-three percent of the songs are songs that JOhnny Whitley reminded me of or turned onto for the very first time.

Thank you Johnny:  My good, great newly re-discovered friend from “The Old HG Daze”.

Thank you Johnny. You have brought joy back into my life.

Joy was missing in action.

Now she has returned.

“Welcome back Joy. I have missed you.”

(Muse sitting on the ‘Nasty Couch’ looks up and glares at me)

I am sincere in this statement .

You have not  an idea.

But actually, I’d wager you do.

“Linda Went to Mars.”

And Lance was on that same spaceship….

We were shit-mates

Me and Linda.

And we ENJOYED  the ride.

We did not so much enjoy our “arrival”

You see…

Life is all about the “journey”

Never about the final destination arrival.

Very much so

MERRY  CHRISTMAS”

Oh shit!

I made an esoteric reference

Here is the link:

Added value:

Up-Dated!–Added A Lot of Superfluous Bull-Shite– Addled! That’s My Story–Stickin’ to it. (Spacemen from Mars stole all of my money–I can play the game. They Love me Just The Same…) Laughing My Ass Off Any—way!–At Me!

I inhabit a perilous world.

It is a Circus Act

A Balancing act

Got to keep them plates spinning

Never lose one to the floor

And what is the relentless quest

Of WordPress

To Fuck with me…

“They” will NOT allow me to change

This below font size!

Crash and burn?

Not Today

oKS\AY

FUCK

yOU nE Way!

You’re in MY Way

OKay?

Anyway

No Sir!

Not this Cowboy!

I won’t quit!

Off To See The Lizard

Jimmy Buff-Aye

OK?

Off to SEE The Lizard!

 

For Ref, Because I am NOT A Complete Asshole!

Proving (once again) That My Life Has a Sound-Track

(Yes, there will be more)

*heavy sigh*

Stand by for heavy rolls as this ship comes about.

USS Callaghan DDG-994.

My First Vessel

Ain’t she beautiful?

She sheltered me for two years, but I had to leave her (for Navy SEALs–she never forgave me—story of my life with women)

DDG 994

images

Just a man I once had the honor of shaking hand… Cesar Chavez

What’s that word? I think I’m eccentric.

 

–Oh yeah.

“Eccentric”

“The younger girls are so easy to trick”

Wizards and Lizards…

They all bite.

It’s kinda like fishing for shark: they bite, vociferously (sp)

Trust me on this one.

“In a hundred years, this all won’t matter.”

“Call me a liar; call me a writer… believe me or not.”

Mostly not.

“That’s my Story and I’m Stickin’ to It.”

Addled Bonus:

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-jussie-smollett-forced-to-share-a-jail-cell-with-his-attacker

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So Many Monsters

“This Boat is Sinking

Do you know what I feel”

Doan You know it’s for real?

I’m for REAL(S)!

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Now We Have shit

That’s My Story–Stickin’ to it. (Spacemen from Mars stole all of my money–I can play the game. They Love me Just The Same…) Laughing My Ass Off–At Me!

Proving (once again) That My Life Has a Sound-Track

(Yes, there will be more)

*heavy sigh*

Stand by for heavy rolls as this ship comes about.

USS Callaghan DDG-994.

My First Vessel

Ain’t she beautiful?

She sheltered me for two years, but I had to leave her (for Navy SEALs–she never forgave me—story of my life with women)

DDG 994

images

Just a man I once had the honor of shaking hand… Cesar Chavez

What’s that word? I think I’m eccentric.

 

–Oh yeah.

“Eccentric”

“The younger girls are so easy to trick”

Wizards and Lizards…

They all bite.

It’s kinda like fishing for shark: they bite, vociferously (sp)

Trust me on this one.

“In a hundred years, this all won’t matter.”

“Call me a liar; call me a writer… believe me or not.”

Mostly not.

“That’s my Story and I’m Stickin’ to It.”

“Linda & Lance Go To Mars” (And They Lived Happily Ever After)

YeaH!

I BURIED THE FUCKING LEEED.

This vid below is the entire point of this pointless post:

Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post:

“I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:

At least thirty-three percent of the songs are songs that JOhnny Whitley reminded me of or turned onto for the very first time.

Thank you Johnny:  My good, great newly re-discovered friend from “The Old HG Daze”.

Thank you Johnny. You have brought joy back into my life.

Joy was missing in action.

Now she has returned.

“Welcome back Joy. I have missed you.”

(Muse sitting on the ‘Nasty Couch’ looks up and glares at me)

I am sincere in this statement .

You have not  an idea.

But actually, I’d wager you do.

“Linda Went to Mars.”

And Lance was on that same spaceship….

We were shit-mates

Me and Linda.

And we ENJOYED  the ride.

We did not so much enjoy our “arrival”

You see…

Life is all about the “journey”

Never about the final destination arrival.

Very much so

MERRY  CHRISTMAS”

Oh shit!

I made an esoteric reference

Here is the link:

Shit that makes me happy

Added value:

“Linda & Lance Go To Mars” (And They Lived Happily Ever After)

Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post:

“I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:

At least thirty-three percent of the songs are songs that JOhnny Whitley reminded me of or turned onto for the very first time.

Thank you Johnny:  My good, great newly re-discovered friend from “The Old HG Daze”.

Thank you Johnny. You have brought joy back into my life.

Joy was missing in action.

Now she has returned.

“Welcome back Joy. I have missed you.”

(Muse sitting on the ‘Nasty Couch’ looks up and glares at me)

I am sincere in this statement .

You have not  an idea.

But actually, I’d wager you do.

“Linda Went to Mars.”

And Lance was on that same spaceship….

We were shit-mates

Me and Linda.

And we ENJOYED  the ride.

We did not so much enjoy our “arrival”

You see…

Life is all about the “journey”

Never about the final destination arrival.

Very much so

MERRY  CHRISTMAS”

Oh shit!

I made an esoteric reference

Here is the link:

Shit that makes me happy

Added value: