“God In His Wisdom, Made The Fly & Then Forgot To Tell Us Why”
–Ogden Nash
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Writer’s Blok Has Me Constipated! A Fly In My Mouse House is Pissing Me Off! Or, “A Fly Went By” or a Fly Needs to go ‘Bye-Bye’ A Fly Needs to Die!
“I found myself face-down on a barroom floor.”
“A Fly Went By”
Read Aloud for Children
If Y’all cannot figure out the obvious poignant message here for today, you are probably reading the wrong blog.
No cute kitty vids will ever be found here.
Sorry Kids
A Fly Went By
Street Cred for Reading: Tallulah Skya
There is a fly.
There is a fly.
There is a fly buzzing by
Landing on my keyboard
Fucking with me.
Can’t swat him
Can’t spay him
Can’t spray him
(Keyboard thing. Electronics Thang) No spraying.
Caint slay him. (I tried)
Can’t fuck him (I tried that too)
Can’t kill him.
Guess I’ll just have to learn to live with him.
In my mouse-house.
Fuck me!
Twice
Honestly
The shit I am forced to accept in my life!
I guess that’s the ‘reality’ Baby!
Bugs!!
Cred: Bobbie, benjichilders, et al. Duh!
“Hey Look at me! With the DDT!”
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