Yes. We Are Living The Clown-World Dream; Know What I Mean Vern?–1984–What For?

Have We Learned Nothing?

And Remember Kids:

“Never, Ever, Shit Where You Eat”

Had to

Drop This In

Sorry

Know Whut I Mean?

Can YOU Relate??

Sadly, I Can

Anchors Aweigh!

Comment Today!
Make My Day!
Free your Inner Asshole!
Flame me!
I Love The Flames & Why Not?
Moths Do Too–I find moths to be more intelligent than most of the people I encounter.

(Present Company of my Readers Excluded of Course)

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“Clown World”

–Tom MacDonald

“Brainwashed”

–Tom MacDonald

***

And Yes!

I am

I Yam!

What I Am:

A Fan

GO NAVY!

A Fan of Tom MacDonald

And A Fan of My United States NAVY

C’est Moi!

“Why do I need to know c’est moi?

As one of the many ways to respond to “thank you”, it’s hard to avoid this expression and while you might catch on to its general meaning, you might not really know why people say it.

So, what does it mean?

As no doubt many of you will know, c’est moi literally means ‘It’s me’ but this translation doesn’t really get to the heart of why people use it to respond to an expression of gratitude.

In fact it is actually short for c’est moi qui vous remercie literally ‘it’s me who thanks you’.”

Credit: ‘The Local

https://www.thelocal.fr/

***

And of Movies

I Love Movies!

I am a Fan ‘Film Nerd’!

And I Remember ALL The Great Lines.

I ‘ferret’ them away

Just for Opportunities Such as Today!

Yay!

“Why do Men Chase Women?”

“Nerves?”

“I think it is because they fear death.”

–Olympia, Duchess, Dukakis

Yes! I am in-love w’her!

Olympia Dukakis

***

“Lance, Lance! Lanceee! Don’t Shit Where You Eat”

You’ll Have To ‘Scrool’ Down

My Tummy Hurts Again–Suddenly I Caint ‘Fix’Me

Hospital-Time?

Again?

Naw!

They HATE Me

“But, But… I Have, I Have

‘Frequent-Flyer-Miles’

“Okay Buddy, First Door on the Right.”

“Thanks.”

***

Or Are We Just

‘De-Volution-Aires’?

As Alice–Falling Down ‘The Rabbit Hole’?

Or Are We ‘Performing’ Evolution in Reverse Order?

“Go Ask Alice–I Think She’ll Know

Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit

When The White Knight Is Talking Backwards…

And the Red Queen’s ‘Off With Her Head!”

Cred For Share: dustasdu

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Red Wedding!

(Do Not Watch!)

What For?

Why Not?

(Just Trust Me; I am Tryin’ To Protect Y’all)

****

Just For Fun?

See How Deep We May Fall Down Into The Rabbit Hole?

***

1984 Apple’s Macintosh Commercial”

Cred For Vid Share: Mac History

***

Manipulated By ‘The Social-Media Man’

Led By Fox & CNN & MSDNC.

FUK ME!

When Does 1984 Look Like 1984?

***

“Don’t Think–Just Follow OUR Rules”–

Too Many of MY ‘Good Posts’ Have Been Removed–

By Word-Depressed.

Why??

***

I Violated Word-Press ‘Community ‘Standards’

Give Me A Fukkin’ Break!

And While I Am ‘on Break’…

WP, Go Fu*K Yerself

Use This

Helpful Hint From Heloise:

Selective focus crown of thorns on a Texas Hill Country fence post with a field and trees in the background

“You’ll Be Fine, or Fined–Cease and Desist”

“You Don’t Get to Choose. We Do That for You”

*****

Nineteen Eighty-Four – The Crime of Thought

The ‘Crime’ of ‘Thought Think’ as Opposed To ‘Woke Think’:

“We Can ‘Cancel’ You–Permanent.”

“At Any of OUR Whimsical Moments”

“Go Ahead Then–Don’t do me no Fukken Favors–

I am breathlessly tryin’ to run-out-the clock”

Street Cred For Vid: Adam Eschborn

***

Thank Baby Hey-Zeus I Somehow Manage To Retain / Sustain

My Sense-of-Humor

But it is a Balancing Act–

Tenuous At Best

Perilous at Worst!

Joker–Send in the Clowns

A ‘Must Watch’

Brilliant Montage

***

A Very Misunderstood Man

And Cast Away into The Flotsam & Jettisoned Flot-Some Travesty

That Is ‘Life’ In Our Twentieth Twenny-Last Century

Street Cred: Paragon Kelvin (And Frank Sinatra)

***

Libs of TikTok:

“Twitter is NOT

‘Real’ Life”–

Rent a Clue, Y’all!

LMFAO!

Street Cred: Salty Man

She didn’t Start The Fire?

If Not You, Who Then?

Not You?

Oh Really?

I Beg to Differ

YOU Smacked The Hornet’s Nest–

Stand-By For Some Un-Pleasant Experiences.

Or to Put it Yet Another Way:

“Stand-By For Heavy Rolls as the Ship Comes About.”

How Many Times Have I Heard That,

While Hopelessly Lost-At-Sea?

Too Many!

****

“Lance! This Ain’t FACEBOOK–Stop Shit-Posting Shit”

“I nuked My FACEBOOK Account”

“Oh I didn’t Know”

“Search for ‘me’ On FB–You Will Not ‘Find’ Me There”

Cred: “The Church of ‘Fuk You”

“Don’t Shit Where You Eat

I’ll Get Back To This,

But First I Need To Try To Take A Piss–

Wish Me Luck

ONUS ON US:

“Thanks”

–The Management

Had To. Sorry Kids! Ex-Panda’d Re-Run. Felt Compelled. Re-Rum Alert! Up-Dated, Slightly Inebriated, and Slightly Expand-I-Cated–Bigly-Cated

And, Having Intelligence is AWFUL!

By The Way.

Some Days, I Wish I Could Die and Be Re-incarnated as an Ostrich–

With My Head Stuck ‘Safely’

In the Sand

But Alas.

There is no God Gonna

Grant Me

That Ignorance Bliss

*Heavy Sigh*

Old Post,

But has been Sanitized for your Protection–

NOT!

Yes!

I Harbor A Serious Weed

Up My Ass

Yes!

You Guessed It:

FaceBook

Street Cred For Vid: Gus Johnson

J/K

Fuk U FB!

I Cancelled My Subscription.

Boo… Who?

WordPress,

Yer Next On My ‘Hit Parade

(Don’t Fret! I Love You Facebook!–Not!)

FaceBook Recently Got Fukked!

Mark Zuckerberg Says He Is Not a Lizard Person

I Had No Idea–

Guess I Need To Get Out More

Hoisted by Their Own Re-tard!

Petard

Hey! Facebook!?

Enjoy The Sound of Silence!

It’s Coming.

To an ISP Near You.

We’ve Had Enough of Your Bullshit!

LMFAO!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Hush Hush Mark Fuck-You Berg!

Zuckerberg Has Suction-Cupped His FB Tentacles So Deep Into The American Morons — Not Y’all, Of Course– That He Is Becoming Dangerous–This College Drop-Out. I Got Nothing Aghast Drop-Outs–Since I are One. But This Asshole is a Moron.

Not Un-Like Bill Gates–I’ll Get To Him Next.

Stand By

Ah! The Wonderful Sound of Silence!

Love this guy!

I cannot find the original content creator to credit. Standby. I am still searching.

***

Love This Guy Too!

Cred: The Church of Fuck You

***

Hate This Guy!

Anyone see this asshole below, shoot on sight

Lance Marcom

Wanted for Murdering Sanity

Reward: Fifty Cents

Last Seen: Bar in Dubai

Circa 1887

Good Luck and Happy Hunting

***

Since I am a ‘film snob’ and arrogant, and an Asshole, and full of myself, I am going to hit you over the head with something which should be blatantly obvious about this image below:

“2001” ‘Obelisk

Or ‘Monolith’

I don’t get too hung up on semantics

Facebook has become so powerful that, for some people, having a Facebook account is more important than a driver’s license. But when you lose that account, there’s no recourse.

For Any Enquiring Minds Who Give-A-Shit:

I recently deleted My Face-Fuk Account of 12 Years.

Guess what happened next.

FaceBook sent a buxom Blond to Mi Casa.

Ostensibly to give me a blow-job.

(My Hope always springs eternal.)

But it did not take me long to figger out that all she wanted was for me to undelete my account.

I politely invited her to go fuck herself.

(She left in haste)

In a cloud of dust  and flying gravel.

“If I could just get off of that Facebook Freeway without gettin’ killed or caught

(Sorry JJ)

“Down the Road In A Cloud Of Smoke.”

Good Riddance!

“Landlords/Land-Ladies Always Bore Me”

(I went back to my neglected beer and we had a good time–spending some quality time together)

“Love’s a gift that’s truly handmade.”

–JJ Walker

***

Sadly

I see

Too much

Of me

In Steve

“Pack Up All Yer Dishes”

Street Cred: Steve Earle

Yes. We Are Living The Clown-World Dream; Know What I Mean?–1984–What For? Have We Learned Nothing? “Lance, Lance! Lanceee! Don’t Shit Where You Eat” You’ll Have To Scrool Down

(My Tummy Hurts Again–Suddenly I Caint ‘Fix’Me) Hospital-Time?

Naw!

They HATE Me–

But I Have I Have ‘Frequent-Flyer-Miles’

***

Or Are We Just

‘De-Volution-Aires’?

As Alice–Falling Down ‘The Rabbit Hole’?

Or Are We ‘Performing’ Evolution in Reverse Order?

“Go Ask Alice–I Think She’ll Know

Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit

When The White Knight Is Talking Backwards…

Cred For Share: dustasdu

What For?

Just For Fun?

See How Deep We May Fall Down Into The Rabbit Hole?

***

1984 Apple’s Macintosh Commercial”

Cred For Vid Share: Mac History

***

Manipulated By ‘The Social-Media Man’

Led By Fox & CNN & MSDNC.

FUK ME!

When Does 1984 Look Like 1984?

***

“Don’t Think–Just Follow OUR Rules”–

Too Many of MY ‘Good Posts’ Have Been Removed–

By Word-Depressed.

Why??

***

I Violated Word-Press ‘Community ‘Standards’

Give Me A Fukkin’ Break!

And While I Am ‘on Break’…

WP, Go Fu*K Yerself

Use This

Helpful Hint From Heloise:

Selective focus crown of thorns on a Texas Hill Country fence post with a field and trees in the background

“You’ll Be Fine, or Fined–Cease and Desist”

“You Don’t Get to Choose. We Do That for You”

*****

Nineteen Eighty-Four – The Crime of Thought

The ‘Crime’ of ‘Thought Think’ as Opposed To ‘Woke Think’:

“We Can ‘Cancel’ You–Permanent.”

“At Any Whimsical Minute

“Go Ahead–Don’t do me no Favors”

Street Cred For Vid: Adam Eschborn

***

Thank Baby Hey-Zeus I Somehow Manage To Retain / Sustain

My Sense-of-Humor

But it is a Balancing Act–Tenuous At Best

Joker–Send in the Clowns

A ‘Must Watch’

Brilliant Montage

***

A Very Misunderstood Man

And Cast Away into The Flotsam & Jettisoned Travesty

That Is ‘Life’ In Our Twentieth Century

Street Cred: Paragon Kelvin (And Frank Sinatra)

***

Street Cred: Salty Man

****

“Lance! This Ain’t FACEBOOK–Stop Shit-Posting Shit”

“I nuked My FACEBOOK Account”

“Oh I didn’t Know”

“Search for ‘me’ On FB–You Will Not ‘Find’ Me There”

Cred: “The Church of ‘Fuk You”

“Don’t Shit Where You Eat

I’ll Get Back To This,

But First I Need To Try To Take A Piss–

Wish Me Luck

Re-Run. Re-Run. Re-Run Alert! (Up-Dated, Slightly Inebriated, and Slightly Expand-i-Cated Old Post and has been Sanitized for your Protection–J/K) Fuk U FB!

FaceBook Recently Got Fukked!

Hoisted by Their Own Re-tard! LMFAO!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Hush Hush Mark Fuck-You Berg!

Ah! The Wonderful Sound of Silence!

Love this guy!

I cannot find the original content creator to credit. Standby. I am still searching.

***

Love This Guy Too!

Cred: The Church of Fuck You

***

Hate This Guy!

Anyone see this asshole below, shoot on sight

Lance Marcom

Wanted for Murdering Sanity

Reward: Fifty Cents

Last Seen: Bar in Dubai

Circa 1887

Good Luck and Happy Hunting

***

Since I am a ‘film snob’ and arrogant, and an Asshole, and full of myself, I am going to hit you over the head with something which should be blatantly obvious about this image below:

“2001” ‘Obelisk

Or ‘Monolith’

I don’t get too hung up on semantics

Facebook has become so powerful that, for some people, having a Facebook account is more important than a driver’s license. But when you lose that account, there’s no recourse.

For Any Enquiring Minds Who Give-A-Shit:

I recently deleted My Face-Fuk Account of 12 Years.

Guess what happened next.

FaceBook sent a buxom Blond to Mi Casa.

Ostensibly to give me a blow-job.

(My Hope always springs eternal.)

But it did not take me long to figger out that all she wanted was for me to undelete my account.

I politely invited her to go fuck herself.

(She left in haste)

In a cloud of dust  and flying gravel.

“If I could just get off of that Facebook Freeway without gettin’ killed or caught

(Sorry JJ)

“Down the Road In A Cloud Of Smoke.”

Good Riddance!

(I went back to my neglected beer and we had a good time–spending some quality time together)

“Love’s a gift that’s truly handmade.”

–JJ Walker

***

Sadly

I see

Too much

Of me

In Steve

Street Cred: Steve Earle

So What? I’m Stupid. Israel is on my Mind. Uniquely Random Memories from the Middle East Continued

“We made love in that birdhouse after sundown. And with the door open. And why not? We were young. (And we had all that ‘Diplomatic Immunity’ bullshit to boot)”

Thus ended my last ‘serious’ transmission regarding my recently orphaned series, bits of which may be found here  here  here  here…

WordPress is not Facebook and I would do well to remember this, yet if memory serves, the above is indeed how I did in fact, end my last sober transmission regarding this never-ending (Insha’Allah) story I still call without shame or sham, My Life.

Guess what Friends.  I am gonna end it now. Hang onto yer butts.

All true, but I have a tendency to grow bored with my own writing and this does not bode well, well…

I have just recently been returned from my Sabbatical, (kicking and screaming) which was spent in some dark happy place looking for answers. Finding none, save one, I have returned to these pages more or less now unobstructed and with fresh thoughts unobscured.

“Whatever does he mean, “Unobstructed”? “Hey Y’all! Come look he’ah! Lance done lost his mind!” (a-gin)

Means, Dear Readers that I am just gonna tell “THE TRUTH” from now on. Not that I have not ‘til now been telling same but, now I am gonna tell the Whole Truth, because by omission, I have been lying.

No Sugar, no mas.

This I gleaned from my Sabbatical. “So thanks Sabra. And thanks for the lobotomy, and gee! That shock therapy was da bomb!”

Stay tuned…

Oh! And to tie up that last loose end:

Janet and I spent a wonderful day or two at Sharm, then went back to SFM and carried on. Things kinda went to shit after that… for a spell.

But then we got married and it was all copacetic–For about two hours.

Yes it was on our honeymoon and we got into an argument and ended up after the ceremony un-ceremoniously sailing our newly purchased and vowed-upon wedding rings off the balcony of the Sheraton Hotel, (tenth floor) gleefully watching them bounce on the sand in front of the Mediterranean Sea, to wait there for some intrepid happy beach comber to later discover and claim ‘pirate treasure’ no doubt from Sodom and Gomorrah… (Yes, American tourists are stupid)

After we had ‘dissolved’ our new marriage in that ancient simple way,  we went back to drinking and fucking, and for some I suppose that is what one could call a decent marriage, at least in the early stages.

And honestly, I think that is all way too much information about my time spent with her and Moses in Sinai and in the ‘Rest-of-the-Holy-Land.’

But perhaps not.

(See? I am sharing “deep thoughts” here) with you thanks to my newly ended Sabbatical. Now don’t you feel ‘very unique’? (Ed. Note: I HATE that! There are no degrees of ‘unique’. You can look it up)

If ya wanna…

 Addendum:

I really don’t want to write about Janet but… damn it! She is such a wonderful, truly true, truly colorful, truly unique, one-hundred-and-one pounds of fun character, especially after we arrived in Nacogdoches Texas and began our ‘unique’ married life.

We are all, all of us, ‘very unique individuals’.

Ain’t we?

Or aren’t we all just deluding our own unique selves?

Probably will be continued when They let me out again for ‘Social Time’

mscientist 

And Finally I leave you with a good Sunday Morning Song. We used to sing this as we ran in formation to chow when I was in BUD/s Class 158. Can you imagine? Probably not.

Video Credit: 

 tnDianna

Now I sing this every morning… in the shower… with the hot water… so no one will ever hear…

Vid credit? I suppose Sheryl…

And the final finally, I leave Y’all with the most perfect’est Sunday Morning Song:

(Yeah! Sheryl is a sxy Goddess. Ain’t she?!)

Video Credit: Public Domain (I hope)

I AM RE-POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND “GLASSIC”–SARCASTIC FUKKIN’ LANCE! HAVE A NICE DAY! OH YEAH! I ADDED SOME SHIT! (Profanity Warning)

Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post! But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ! While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’ Sistine Chapel???

WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP! (YEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU! Yes! I am that ASSHOLE Your Parents WARNED You About!

AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EMAIL ME A FUCKKIN’ Phillips AND A FLIP-INO TO OPERATE IT! SCREW-DRIVER SO THAT I MAY REPAIR MY BIG, FOR REALS COMPUTER? THIS LAP-TOP PISSES ME OFF!

Now I’m gonna Lay Me Down to Sleep Forever

(and Three Days)

Oh Happy Fukkin’ Dagger!

And Just Because I Have a Sense of HUMOR:

OH MY Gawd!

JULIE!

JULIE

Julie!

How Do I LoveThee?

I CANNOT COUNT THE WAYS!

All The Ways

That

I

Love

YOU!

You Girl!

ARE Fukkin’ Brilliant!!!!

A Fukkin’

TREASURE!

Without

MEASURE!

(I just Gotta Watch This One Ten More Times Today!)

Tomorrow!

I Will Watch it Twenty More Times Tomorrow!

Because Tomorrow is Yet Another Day!

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

NO.

It’s AWFUL

“My Momma Loved Me

But

She died”

FaceBook

I LOVE THIS MAN!

“THE CHURCH OF FUCK YOU!”

And While I’m at it:

FUCK YOU TOO FACEBOOK!

YAHOO!!!!