Re-Posted Becuz I Expanded / Updated it and I Am Stupid! “Oh My Goodness! We Got Ourselves A Nat’ral Disaster!”

I sure do hope I don’t have room inspection

any time

soon.

My Life is Like a Hurricane:

Yeah, we are subjected to random room Inspections here at The Lyin’ Den.

Not Sure Why. Or Even if it is Legal

This Lion Never Sleeps At Night:

Cred for Share: kbto54

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Yeah

Sometimes Even I Pray

Even Though I’m Am Atheist

I Figger

What the Hell!

Couldn’t Hurt

Who knows

I might get lucky

Natural Disaster:

Have a Wonderful, Happy, Beautiful, Bless’d Day: Yu’ll will All BE OK–All Be OK Yay!—I LOVE & Appreciate ALL Y’alls! All My Readers! All Four of Y’all!–Chug-A-Lug Chug-A-Lug Y’all!– Have One On Me! But–I Generally Drink Alone! (I Create Fewer Enemies That Way) P.S. My Life is a Train Wreck, But Y’all Knew This Already, Been Described That Way, By A Woman I tried to Love Once. Back in Navy Daze…. She’s all Just a Blurry Haze Now.

My Life is Like A Fukkin’ Hurricane!

Neil!

Bob!

(I AM IN lOVE—w/THE VIOLINST! wO-mAN!!)

Please Please Please Listen to The WORDS oF tHIS Fuckin’ song!

Who The Fuk is This Guy?

Oh! Wait!

I’ve Seen Him

In the Mirror!

Heaven!

Heaven!

I’m In Booze Heaven!

Cred: Bryan Adams

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Booze Heaven!

I Have Nothing But Love For My Readers!

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Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine ‘n’ after class
Me and him and this other fool decide
That we’ll drink up what’s left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Hmm, my ears still ring
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
4-H and FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me ‘n’ a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered
A covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we’d drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
? Bll-bbb?, I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Jukebox ‘n’ sawdust floor
Sumpin’ like I ain’t never seen
And I’m just goin’ on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin’
Uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said, “Lemme have a big old sip”
? Bll-bbb?, I done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Roger And Me

Me and Roger!

(One of My Ex-Wives Turned Me Onto this—-

Cannot Remember

Which One—

Probably Lisa

The Shakespearean/Marlowe Scholar One!

You Can Be Happy If’n You’re Of A Mind To.

(But Yu Caint Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd!)

fun fact:

my first for real gF was third cousin to

Rogern Miller.

Truth story!

Yu Caint Look That Up!

You’ll Just have to take My Word fer it!

Sorry!