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“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”
—Lance Webster
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I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar)
I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’
I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-Depressed ‘Customer-Service’ Babes
I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig‘
I am not a fan of Babe Actresses
I am not a fan of Babe Miss Americas
I am not a Fan of Me.
However…
I am a Fan of ‘Info Babes’

We’ll Commence With My Personal Favorite: Fredricka!
(Yes. I have already spilled a lot of ink on/for her)
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(And Now Move On (In No Particular Order)

Perino!

Of Course Erin!

Dana Bash
(To Me, She Always Reminded Me of A Pet Ferret I Once Had, But Now I love Her–Go Figger!)

Megyn Kelly
No Words, except that she is brilliant.
And Beautiful
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Lara!


Lara Logan:
Bravest Woman On The Planet!
I greatly admire and Respect Her.
If you do not know who she is, watch the fukkin’ video below.
(Lara works for Cable Broadcast News now, and they treat her like a Red-Headed Step-Child.)
Fuck You Fox/CNN! et al.)
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Diane Sawyer: CLASS!
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Robin Meade:
So Drop-Dead Gorgeous: Makes My Hair Hurt
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Jenna Lee:
Ditto Above
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Ana!



Ana Cabrera!
(I’d amputate one of my fingers and two of my toes just to spend one night with her.)
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There Are So Many More…
But I am Fresh Outta Time:
Gotta Go Watch THE GIRLS ON THE NEWS!
Yeah, I An Under An Ethereal Spell:
(I have no choice.)


Must Be ‘Witchcraft’
I Wish I Had Been Born Frank Sinatra
Just Sayin’
Catch Y’all Laters!

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Joni :
Trust Me: The Below Fits and Y’all Know I have to ALWAYS try to Drop in a bit of Joni.
(She Casts The BEST SPELLS)
‘Empty. Try Another’
Cheers Y’all!