My Best Guess. Don’t Y’all Just HATE When This Happens? I Certainly Do! Very Irritating.
I Love The Irish!
Go Figger Ni*ger
“What do we do with a Drunken Sailor?”
Put Him In A Long-Boat ‘Till He’s Sober,
Or Just Shoot Him.
In the Head
Deadliest Catch Season 1 Trailer
Drunken Sailor. What To Do?
What am I talking about?
What sig-nif is That,
Lost me mind
Tom MacDonald –
Always happens to me right when
I am in-the-middle of trying to build a post.
I have Swerved Into A Solution Though
**No! Not This**
Although I could use a Pair of These–
In My Spectacles’ Prescription Of Course
You see, it’s all just a simple matter of Condensation/Consternation
But what causes condensation?
Condensation happens when your
home face is too humid & warm and your warm, humid face contacts the cold surfaces Eye-Glasses. This leads to the air cooling quickly and forming droplets Fog on nearby surfaces such as walls/windows Your Eye-Glasses.
If you’ve noticed
droplets of water or damp walls Foggy Glasses and are wondering how to stop condensation happening, we’re I am here to help & reassure you not to panic.
It’s really just a common part of living.
But How Do I Prevent Condensation?
Here is what ya do Kids:
You take a wash cloth,
Run it under the hot water tap until it’s saturated.
Wring it out a little.
Press it against your eye-balls.
Hold it there until the count of twelve.
Your mileage may vary–Experiment a bit.
Dry Off Your Eyes & Face THOROUGHLY–This Is Key.
Take your glasses and run them under the same hot water.
Dry THEM Thoughtfully & THOROUGHLY.
Good To Go!
Rinse and Repeat as Becomes Necessary
It really is just about keeping the two ‘surfaces’–Your Eye-Balls and Your Glasses, The Same Temperature.
It Ain’t ‘Rocket-Science’
If You Have A Tendency To Sweat From Your Eye-Brows
I Cannot Help You
I Suppose You Could Try Using One of
These Handy-Dandy Tiny Little Portable Fans
(Batteries Never Included)
Aim It At Your Eye-Brows And Crank It Up
Good Luck With That
Fun Trivia Fact:
I Never Needed Glasses Until This Very Precise Moment In Time:
September 10th 1997
What significance that day? You May Ask.
My Fortieth Birthday.
The Beatles ‘Birthday’
Rooftop Concert 1970:
Cred For Vid Share: videos raros
Needed Glasses Ever Since That Day.
Went To The ‘Eye-Ball Witch-Doctor’
Asked, “Why Doc? Oh Why? Why Now?”
“Welcome To Your Forties” He Said. “Very common.”
“Thanks a lot Doc.” (Asshole)
Trailer Park Boys Moments
Street Cred For Vid: RockyTopTN11
Even More Bonus Added Value:
My Vision of White Trash Heaven:
“Bubbles in My Beer”
Cred for Vid: When The Cowboy Sings
And Just For Fun!
I Give You
Everybody’s Favorite Dead Guy
Take It Away Beetle!
You were asked to leave Lone Star? No wonder. KIm B was likely
Pulling some of his crazy shite
Thank you Steve
Lance is an ass hó
Ain’t nothin’ better ‘n Lone Star, But IT MUST BE-IN-THE-BOTTLE!
(or on Tap)
I toured the brewery once (San Antone) Free LS on Tap!
They finally asked us to leave (Me and Kim Barrett & and another dude whose name escapes me)
I cannot imagine why they asked us to leave.
They started out ‘so friendly…
I really wish I could force myself to venture away from my Bat-Shit-Crazy-Cave once in a while and do all the things I promised Lance I would do once finally back Home in Tejas,
and its always better when the beer is Lone Star. Or back when it was available, Pearl (the mainstay drink of the great Doug Sahm). Ot the Falstaff longnecks at Gruene Hall.
Well guess I’m not the only person that knows about Billy Mata. Now THAT is the real deal. Comes to Ft Worth every so often.