I Love The Irish!
Go Figger Ni*ger
“What do we do with a Drunken Sailor?”
In the Head
Deadliest Catch Season 1 Trailer
Drunken Sailor. What To Do?
What am I talking about?
What sig-nif is That,
Lost me mind
Tom MacDonald –
Always happens to me right when
I am in-the-middle of trying to build a post.
I have Swerved Into A Solution Though
**No! Not This**
Although I could use a Pair of These–
In My Spectacles’ Prescription Of Course
You see, it’s all just a simple matter of Condensation/Consternation
But what causes condensation?
Condensation happens when your
home face is too humid & warm and your warm, humid face contacts the cold surfaces Eye-Glasses. This leads to the air cooling quickly and forming droplets Fog on nearby surfaces such as walls/windows Your Eye-Glasses.
If you’ve noticed
droplets of water or damp walls Foggy Glasses and are wondering how to stop condensation happening, we’re I am here to help & reassure you not to panic.
It’s really just a common part of living.
But How Do I Prevent Condensation?
Here is what ya do Kids:
You take a wash cloth,
Run it under the hot water tap until it’s saturated.
Wring it out a little.
Press it against your eye-balls.
Hold it there until the count of twelve.
Your mileage may vary–Experiment a bit.
Dry Off Your Eyes & Face THOROUGHLY–This Is Key.
Take your glasses and run them under the same hot water.
Dry THEM Thoughtfully & THOROUGHLY.
Good To Go!
Rinse and Repeat as Becomes Necessary
It really is just about keeping the two ‘surfaces’–Your Eye-Balls and Your Glasses, The Same Temperature.
It Ain’t ‘Rocket-Science’
If You Have A Tendency To Sweat From Your Eye-Brows
I Cannot Help You
I Suppose You Could Try Using One of
These Handy-Dandy Tiny Little Portable Fans
(Batteries Never Included)
Aim It At Your Eye-Brows And Crank It Up
Good Luck With That
Fun Trivia Fact:
I Never Needed Glasses Until This Very Precise Moment In Time:
September 10th 1997
What significance that day? You May Ask.
My Fortieth Birthday.
The Beatles ‘Birthday’
Rooftop Concert 1970:
Cred For Vid Share: videos raros
Needed Glasses Ever Since That Day.
Went To The ‘Eye-Ball Witch-Doctor’
Asked, “Why Doc? Oh Why? Why Now?”
“Welcome To Your Forties” He Said. “Very common.”
“Thanks a lot Doc.” (Asshole)
Trailer Park Boys Moments
Street Cred For Vid: RockyTopTN11
Even More Bonus Added Value:
My Vision of White Trash Heaven:
“Bubbles in My Beer”
Cred for Vid: When The Cowboy Sings
And Just For Fun!
I Give You
Everybody’s Favorite Dead Guy
Take It Away Beetle!