Back in ’79 when I was still in My Prime and and Still in Sinai Oh My! (SFM)…
MT! Try Another!
“Let’s Visit the Moon Together Baby.
Watch Yer Step There
While Boarding My Spaceship.”
Let’s Step Thru The Door
This Post is All outta sync & Fukked Up Ask me If I give a flyin’ fuk
Back in ’79 while at SFM….. Invest a dime; lose yer mind
I would occasionally ‘borrow’ the telescope from the Com (Communications) Shack and do me some star gazin’
I had been an ‘armature’ astronomer (Just like Johnny Carson) all my life. I knew my way ’round th’ galaxy
Anyway, one night this very pretty, if slightly chunky, blond co-worker of mine saw me schlepping the telescope out to the middle of the SFM grounds
“What ya doin’ Lance?”
“I’m gonna look for Saturn tonight,” I replied.
“Can I come with you?”
Long story short: We found Saturn thru the telescope lens
Then we found the half-moon
Janis Joplin – Half Moon
OH MY GAWD! BUT SHE WAS GREAT!
Then I found some things even more fascinating under her blouse
“Tomorrow night, My Young Girl,
We’ll go to visit Mars.”
“I’d Follow You Anywhere,” she purred into my ear.
I didn’t believe her, and I did’t care the lie–
We were just two kids havin’ a time, sharing a fun time
A Fun TIME.
In a War Zone
Next day she told Janet, my soon-to-be-bride,
“Lance and I saw Saturn Last night. It was so romantic.”
(Bitch? What part of keeping yer mouth shut did you not understand?”)
I caught hell over that
But damn it
Bitch was worth it!
She was worth it!
Was Worth It