Only Look If You Have A Bit of YOUR Life You Wanna WASTE.
“Shit Post # 9:
Meet Mr. Lance, NEWS JUNKIE”
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Cornelia & Lance
News Junkies, Le Deux
Basra, Iraq 2006
Love Potion Commotions!
Love potion number 9, The Searchers
Cred for Vid Share: whoacanyouhelpme
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Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’
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“F*CK IT, I QUIT”
KTVA Reporter Charlo Greene QUITS On-Air
Lance Sez, “I Approve of this Message”
You Go Girl!
Bravo!
Watch the below vid.
You will laugh your ass off.
I Promise
And If you B’leave That…
Wanna Buy A Bridge?
Spiders on Drugs:
Street Cred For Vid: Andrew Struthers
Ditto this one below
Fredo and Andrew Cuomo
Cred For Original Content: John Ward
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But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea
And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent
She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.
(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)
I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.
Don’t matter. I still love her.
She had all her props:
- Glass of Pinot.
- Virginia Slim
- Cell Phone
- IPad
- NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
- Attitude
Yeah. There’s that.
Always that.
Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option
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This post cannot stand alone on my prose.
The vids are requisite.
“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”
The Eagles Dirty Laundry
(Two different versions: I try to give Y’all Choices)
The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)
Vid Creds: Global News
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Love Broadcast News.
Love Mocking Broadcast News.
Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)
Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements
Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.
No!
Suffer in Silence
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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.
Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly
I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage
Cheers!
(‘Story at Eleven’)
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Bonus ‘Added Value’
More Don Lemon-Head Fails
Credit to John Ward: Genius Man
“No, it’s awful.”
My Cross to Bear
My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel
Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo
Uh… Homo-Erotica?
CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?
Am I homo-phobic?
No! But these two wear me out!
Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)
“I love you Don Lemon.”
You never fail to entertain.
Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.
And my mind.
“The Memes Become Reality”
–IanMilesCheong
Don & Chris:
Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:
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Top Ten Lemon-Head Fails
Content Creator: John Ward
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Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FU*KED UP!
Won’t let me delete it!
It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.
Bandwidth I have not to spare,
Nor desire to share.
Fu*k you WordPress!
“Uploading” it perpetually says.
Hey Whore-Press!
How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?
How would that grab ya?
Blood Sweat & Tears – Spinning Wheel
Add-Din-Dumb:
I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP
Kind service rep fixed my problem:
Toot Sweet!
Un-Fun Facts:
Dick Van Dyke was an Alcoholic
(And So is Lance)
Vid Share Cred: TheRatbasher
All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.
No denying that.
I take back my un-happy words hurled at Them…
Until the next time They-Piss-Me-Off
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